(Intro
🎤 “Sometimes in life there are things that you don’t want – but they happen…”
(Verse 1
I get up slowly in the morning,
but something isn’t going well today.
A pulling here, a pressure there,
I just think to myself: “Oh no, of course…”
So I quickly call the doctor,
but he just says: “Come right over!”
I sit down in the white room,
but what happened next, no dream would believe it!
(Chorus
🎶 Oh no, oh dear, what am I doing here?
The doc puts on gloves, grins at me…
I just wanted a quick diagnosis,
but now I’m lying here in a state of shock! 🎶
(Verse 2
The doc says: “Boy, stay calm,
we’ll just take a quick look at what’s going on.”
I think to myself just: “Oh, please don’t!”
But he raises his finger – it’s slowly getting light!
“Breathe deeply and think of the sea…”
I scream: “Doc, that’s not helping anymore!”
He just says: “Boy, it’ll be fine!”
But I just want to get out of there – oh no!
(Chorus
🎶 Oh no, oh dear, what am I doing here?
The doc puts on gloves, grins at me…
I just wanted a quick diagnosis,
but now I’m lying here in a state of shock! 🎶
(Bridge
Now I'm sitting here, I need a drink,
but my dignity is sinking.
The pain is passing, but one thing is clear:
I'm never going there voluntarily again!
(Outro
🌴 "So guys, take good care of yourselves... And if it hurts, think twice about whether you really want to go to the doctor!" 😂